Saturday, March 20, 2010

How Do You Justify a PhD in Literature?

OK, so I got asked this question recently. (My response probably should have been, “How do you justify the Wal Mart door greeter position?” or, “How do you justify a Vice-CEO position in a company that employs 30 people, fired five of them, works the rest overtime now, and still has three Vice-CEOs?”  or, “How do you justify a research team working on the latest anti-wrinkle cream using theories and materials that could actually be applied to, say, finding more effective ways of treating burn victims?” But, I digress…)

Here’s my response to the question posed – why a PhD in literature, and specifically in medieval literature, is justifiable. It’s not as complete or as thorough a response as it probably could be, but if it were, I’d have written a book (hmmmmm….not a bad idea…! ;op) For now, though, it gets the job done in terms of explaining why literature will always be important as a field of scholarly study.

Well, not to sound too biased, but I think those who study medieval literature know, in a way that many cannot, that what we do is fundamental to the understanding of why western society is what it is, and I believe that by studying the literature, analyzing it, comparing it to other literatures, and exposing the contents of it, medievalists can help modern society come to a deeper and more basic understanding of itself – thus laying the groundwork for change and evolution of our culture, if anyone will listen or really cares to evolve as a society.

I will lay out three examples to demonstrate why I think it is more than relevant, but in fact absolutely necessary, to seek to understand what was going on in the Middle Ages – which, of course, is recorded in the texts that are left to us, if you dig deeply enough.

First: the medieval era was the era in which everything we think and feel about gender differences in our society first coalesced. You want to know why the nineteenth century focused so heavily on the Madonna-Virgin-Whore paradigm, and why Britney Spears at 16 was the Princess of Pop and at 21 was washed up and condemned as a slutty has-been, while Jude Law can spread his seed with impunity and maintain his “sexiest man alive” status? Medievalists know. In the 4th century, St. Jerome codified Catholic thought through the creation and dissemination of the Vulgate Latin Bible – which became the cornerstone text of Catholic thought for the next thousand years, until the Protestant Reformation and the King James version of the Bible. Based on Jerome’s textual choices (and he definitely picked and chose; for a VERY interesting experience pick up The Other Bible and take a look at how differently everything would have evolved in terms of the equality of the sexes if he had chosen from the other texts available at the time, much less Mary Magdalene’s gospel – the only one by a woman, which was conveniently dropped from the canon). According to Christian doctrine, the teachings of Church Fathers, and the paradigms set up by such, Eve was inferior to Adam, and through that inferiority and her subsequent womanly wiles, she became responsible for everything bad that happened to humanity, including, by passing on her temptable defect, the first murder via her eldest son, Cain. It’s all her fault. The Church spent the next thousand years condemning women as the weaker and lesser sex – except, of course, for Mary – the paradigm of greatness, virtue, and perfection in woman, who as the Virgin-Mother of God’s son redeemed Eve’s behavior through her perfect sacrifice, but did so in a way no other woman could ever hope to live up to – thus setting the stage for every subsequent woman on earth to fail at atoning for Eve’s sin. This was the accepted truth, and it became so ingrained in the Western cultural tradition that it became self-propagating. We STILL to this day live by this code of thought, even if we wilfully choose not to believe it. But I swear to you, that if there is a group of five people working together on a project, and four of the people are men and the fifth is a woman, if the project goes bust the four men WILL blame it on the woman either in their heads or vocally, and the woman WILL assume she is being fingered because she’s a woman, and this is no matter what the circumstances behind the failure actually are. That is because in the Middle Ages – in nearly every (western)text you can read from the medieval period, this is in some way played out – and that’s because the Church held such sway over the society that it filtered through to the core of that society’s identity.

Which brings us to the question of identity. National, that is. We want so badly to pretend there’s no such thing as national thought, and that in our modern, global, multicultural society such things as national boundaries shouldn’t exist and / or matter, but they do. And that started in the medieval era. As powers coalesced and modern European nations began to form into what they are today, the writers of those nations crafted identities for them via epics. This is not new – Homer did it, Virgil did it. The writer of the Song of Roland and the Charlemagne cycle did it for France, crafting that nation as a great one ruled by the most perfect, Christian King in accordance with God’s will to divine rule and justice for all believers (which politically eventually worked its way from absolute monarchy to socialism). The writers of the Arthurian tradition in Britain did it, rendering Arthur also the most perfect, Christian king – only, in Arthur’s case, the focus was not so much on the justice through God and worship as it was on the unification of the various individual communities in England – because in an island nation, that was more important than the Crusading going on in the mainland(which politically eventually worked its way from absolute monarchy to a monarchic figurehead and a more democratic, Parliamentary government – and moved to the USA as an experiment in democracy from the beginning). And on, and on. Every country has a foundational story. The writers of that country did that, and the stories evolved over time to accommodate the changes and shifts socio-historically within the country. And therefore, national identity is a fictitious creation that was crafted to aid in the foundation and propaganda of the developing nations – in the Middle Ages. We still adhere to so many of those codified ideals today, and if you look at places where the French and British settled, these ideas came along for the ride. If we as literary critics can study these foundations, through the texts, expose the fictions, and explain how they work, then we can actually begin the foundation of a new modern understanding of societies – and THAT might actually begin the talks we think we are having, but really aren’t. There’s too much fiction in the way for modern countries to be able to reach common ground. The study and understanding of those fictions can pave the way for a common, human baseline from which to begin real negotiations for a global community.

Finally, we think we are so much more sophisticated and humane in the modern world than “they were in the Middle Ages”. But that is also a fiction. In studying and comparing medieval texts and modern culture, we can see so clearly that nothing has really changed. We can pretend we are more humane all we want to, but the fact is that torture is still used in the modern world, by societies that claim there is no torture being used, and a lot of the methods we still use today were used in the Middle Ages. We still have mass killings and wars over religious and economic issues. We still have the upper classes and the lower classes, the haves and the have nots. We still have those who are untouchable in terms of being punished for wrongdoings because of their position in society. We still have violence, rape, murder, incest, infidelity and affairs – all of which was occurring in the medieval societies, and recorded in the texts. In the end, the human condition is the human condition, and while we can go ahead and pretend we are more sophisticated, more worldly, kinder and gentler, a true comparative reading of popular culture in the Middle Ages and popular culture now tells us otherwise. We have the capability to be more than we are – but only if we are honest about things. It’s the literature that can show us where to go and what to do, if we are brave enough to point it out and demand that others look more truthfully and closely at it.

Everything that has happened in western society since the medieval era, has been a response to the medieval era. It has either held up what was believed, refuted what was believed, added to what was believed, developed what was believed, or responded to what was believed -as that belief was recorded, in the texts left to us.

There’s a place for science, Math and technology in the modern world, and that place is very obvious. Likewise with service-oriented professions like medicine, social work, and education, and for politics and government. But the linchpin of it all – in my opinion – is the literature. It is the human record, and without it we would not know what has gone before, what has been done, what has been dreamed. We would have nothing against which to compare our existence or our achievements, and nothing to show us where we have gone wrong and what we can do better. My argument stands, as it has always stood, that history repeats itself, that history is recorded in the texts left to us, and that literary studies is the backbone of every other subject matter and every human endeavor.

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Thursday, March 18, 2010

Cheating Celebrities

It looks like bad boy Jesse James, Sandra Bullock’s husband has been busted by his lover, Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee who allegedly sold her story to the tabloids for big bucks. She claimed to have an 11 month affair with the married man and not even an Oscar is going to make Sandra feel better. In fact she has reportedly moved out of their home and canceled public appearances.

Now Jesse James is in the same position as many celebrities; some have actually benefited from their infidelity, while others have lost everything.  See if you can guess which ones came out on top:

Tiger Woods…Jennifer Lopez…Jesse James…Mark Sanford… Jamie McCourt…Jim McGreevey…Meg Ryan…Gene Simmons…Madonna…Eliot Spitzer…John Edwards…Jessica Simpson…Hugh Grant…Bill Clinton…Larry Craig…David Letterman…LeAnn Rimes…Kobe Bryant and even Barbara Walters.

If you want a “no holds barred” eBook jam packed with information about cheating with no judgment, with secrets on cheating men, cheating women, cheating defined and cheating preventions all backed up by LU’s original cheating survey report that over 1000 people participated in,  The Loveologist Guide to Cheating is for you. You’ll learn how to stop cheating, avoid cheating, become a great lover and enjoy a healthy relationship.

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Wednesday, March 17, 2010

'Beautiful Day' Director Reteams With Lady Gaga For 'Telephone'

It’s March 16th and someone not named Bono looks vaguely like The Fly in today’s banner.

(Related: The Making of “Beautiful Day”)

Director Jonas Akerlund (pictured above) is best known to U2 fans for directing “Beautiful Day” and the Rio de Janeiro version of “Walk On.” However, he’s received some considerable press in the past week for his latest work, the music video / short film for Lady Gaga and Beyonce’s “Telephone.”

Although the controversial sequel to “Paparazzi” has garnered him plenty of attention, it may not be his biggest — or even his most controversial. And while popularity and notoriety have been key in achieving “Telephone’s” level of buzz, Akerlund seems to have little interest in either.

“I’m never on an ego trip doing music videos,” he told Wannahaves. “I always try to figure out what I believe that the artist needs for the moment.”

By positioning himself as an enabler, Akerlund has honed his craft with a variety of acts, including Christina Aguilera, Metallica, the Cardigans, Rammstein and Robbie Williams. His breakthroughs came with the videos for Prodigy’s “Smack My Bitch Up” and Madonna’s “Ray of Light.” The former was banned in several markets, offering the group a new degree of attention, while the latter received widespread acclaim and a Grammy for Best Short Form Music Video.

Given his facilitator philosophy and the diversity of his collaborations, Akerland’s output has incredible range. “It could be anything from between something really emotional or beautiful to something extremely controversial or different,” he said.

He points to the Caridgans’ deliberately post-”Lovefool” video for “My Favourite Game” as an example of his having helped realize the artists’ vision instead of dictating direction.

“That was a work together with [the Cardigans] and them wanting to get out of that old image,” Akerlund said. “I guess I helped them with that, but if I didn’t do it, they would have done it with somebody else or by themselves anyway.”

You can watch both of his U2 collaborations below. A Jonas Akerlund playlist containing most of his videography is also available on YouTube.

Banner image from The Making of Beautiful Day on YouTube.

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Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Bad Advice Women Get: Know Your Fashion Sex

As I was browsing Jezebel yesterday, I came across this post, which links to a weird article in Britain’s Sunday Times called “What is your fashion sex?” Intrigued, I clicked on the link and was immediately transported to a strange world where phrases like “aggro frog move” and “bodycon dresses” apparently mean something.

But the article’s vocabulary isn’t the only baffling thing about it. In the piece, author Shane Watson proposes that all women have a “fashion sex,” a sort of gendered style that comes naturally to them.

Confused? So was I. Watson tries to explain herself by pinpointing the “fashion sexes” of some celebrities: “Anyone can see that Scarlett Johansson is a Girl, who should stick to asset-flaunting bodycon dresses” (whatever those are), she writes, while Kristen Stewart is “a tomboy through and through” whose outfits should never clash with her “natural urge to look a bit rough, undone, cool and … boyish.” Madonna is another celeb who Watson classifies as boyish: her “DNA is probably 12% bloke — in a good way. It’s the reason she looks like a man in drag in a pussy-bow blouse, but fabulously hot in a pair of chaps,” Watson writes.

I guess what this really means is that, according to Watson, women are innately either traditionally feminine, a little more hard-edged (read: manly), or androgynous. These traits are “non-negotiable,” she says, meaning that an inherently girly girl should never wear “the leather trousers, jacket and peaked-cap look” that serves Catherine Zeta-Jones so ill in the picture that accompanies the article.

Of course, the thing is that in that picture, Zeta-Jones doesn’t look uncomfortable or inappropriate. She’s Catherine-frickin’-Zeta-Jones—even if she hasn’t made a good movie since winning a Best Supporting Actress for Chicago, one thing she does have going for her is that she’s still one of the most beautiful women on the planet (and a very lucrative deal with T-Mobile). I think she would probably look smoking even if she was wearing a burlap sack and one of those big, furry Russian hats.

The notion of fashion sex is totally ludicrous; having short hair or, in Stewart’s case, a curiously surly demeanor (does that girl just not know how to smile?) doesn’t make a woman un-feminine—look at a pixie-haired Halle Berry in that famous Oscars dress, for just one example of why Watson is completely wrong. Hell, even K-Stew looked pretty, classy and, dare I say, comfortably girly at last week’s Oscars. So-called “boyish” types can look great wearing frilly dresses, and so-called “girly” types can look amazing in jeans and distressed Chucks.

Every girl should wear whatever she wants without fear that she’s somehow going against “type,” whatever that means. There’s no sense in pigeonholing yourself to just one kind of look, especially if you’re only doing it because some crazy British lady thinks you should.

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Sunday, March 14, 2010

SongOfTheDay

And he said to me, he said to me:
“Do not seal up the words of the prophecy, for the time is near
Let the evildoers still do evil, and the filthy still be filthy
And the righteous still do right, and the holy still be holy
Behold, I am coming soon
I am the alpha and the omega
The first and the last
The beginning and the end.”

[From Revelation 22:10-13]

Madonna - Justify My Love (The Beast Within Mix)

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Saturday, March 13, 2010

Adam Lambert on ABC's Nightline

Adam Lambert sat down for a little chat for Nightline last night. Read about his start in show biz and some of his musical influences after the jump.

Lambert started his acting career at age 10 on stage playing Linus in You’re A Good Man Charlie Brown. Some of his favorite tracks: David Bowie’s Diamond Dogs, Bob Marley’s Exodus, Madonna’s Vogue, Johnny Cash’s Ring of Fire and Lady GaGa’s Speechless.

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Thursday, March 11, 2010

Madonna give it 2 me Launches Manner Collection

Madonna give it 2 me has introduced the launch of her manner collection, MG Icon, a joint opportunity with Iconix and her longtime supervisor, Man Oseary.Iconix is this company at the rear of really strains as Badgley Mischka, Bongo, Candie’s, London Fog and fellow movies legend Jay-Z’s Roca Use.”Joining forces with Iconix to draw my trend tips to individuals is highly thrilling on behalf of me,” Madonna suggested in an announcement to Find Hollywood. “I be ahead to doing the job intently with Neil Cole of Iconix and his crew to generate and translate my imaginative and prescient vision and options for MG Icon.”

Foremost up, MG Icon can launch a “fast fashion” junior series, “Material Lady ,” that can be offered solely at Macy’s retailers in August 2010. The collection can choice from $12.00 to $40.00 types.”We are excited to announce the at the outset deep in a number of new designs that can be created underneath our partnership with Madonna. ‘Material Girl’ features a great retail associate in Macy’s and that we seem ahead to working hard collectively to provide an progressive launch for our people,” Neil Cole, CEO and Chairman of Iconix, explained in a press release.

MG Icon is additionally intending to launch a splendor and fragrance tier in 2011.

“Madonna may be a legend in your country of tunes, vogue and leisure and currently along with her deeply involvement in MG Icon we have a tendency to can have the opportunity to leverage her perspective into customer products or services globally,” Cole ongoing. “Our system would be to introduce makes fashioned all the way through the joint endeavor in a number of nations and organically develop worldwide.”

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Top 200 Songs from the 90s - #79

#79 – Madonna – “Ray Of Light” – (1998)

Ray of Light was Madonna’s best effort from the 90s (or ever). Some of the music on this album, especially this song, was more electronic in style than the straightforward pop style everyone was used to from her. This song borders on trance music and the music video was available in “Special Edition VHS” format (how 90s is that?). Some other singles from this album include “Frozen” and “The Power of Good-Bye” – although in 1999 she had a hit with the theme to the second Austin Powers movie with “Beautiful Stranger.”

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Tuesday, March 9, 2010

MADONNA MESSES WITH JENNIFER ANISTON'S FAVORITE TOY, OSCARS 2010

Madonna was spotted getting down and dancing with Gerad Butler, Jennifer Aniston’s favorite Scottish toy, Gerard Butler, from exotic Scotland, at her Hollywood Oscars party in the Hollywood Hills.

Apparently Madge got down and dirty with Gerard on the d-floor, while Demi Moore danced with daughter Rumor Willis and Lenny Kravitz with daughter Zoe on the d-florr with them. And everyone else cheered the A-List stars on.

Subtext: Brad, Angie and their children were missed at Oscars 2010…. and peple like them with second generation Hollywood kids, rule! Not a very nice game to play to play on Aniston, who hasn’t bred; but Madonna sent her message to Jennifer Aniston’s camp loud and clear, anyways. Once a diva…

[News source: Hollywood Life, Image: courtesy of Mikey K]

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 3.9.2010~

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Saturday, March 6, 2010

Madonna’s brother mocks her marriage referee role

Christopher Ciccone has mocked his sister Madonna’s new role as a marriage referee in an upcoming small screen series.

Ciccone, who left the Queen of Pop fuming with the publication of his tell-all book, openly disapproved the twice-divorced singer’s involvement with the new American TV show The Marriage Ref.

“I can’t imagine what she’s doing on The Marriage Ref giving advice to married couples,” the Daily Star quoted him as telling the New York Post.

He added: “I guess it’s kind of ironic. Everyone has their experiences regarding marriage: hers are maybe what not to do.”

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Thursday, March 4, 2010

[44] Madonna, 'Music'

Right back on track after Ray Of Light, Madonna shed the pretend hippie skin once more and sunk her teeth into the dancefloor like never before since Vogue. A squirty disco match-up with Mirwais, Music jacks your body. It still sounds as fresh as Michelle Gayle in Grange Hill. Or was she Fly?

Junior says: “Her skin looks lovely,” on the cover, that is. And, “Play it again.”

Best bit: Space Odyssey synths.

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#8 - Madonna

im trying to scrape together a living as a madonna lookalike
performing on stages across the country
one night, during a performance of like a virgin, you catch my eye, a dark handsome stranger in a far corner of the bar smoking a cigarette, evidently oblivious to the customary ban on such things,
after the show, i go to speak to you, and you tell me that i am the finest madonna imitator you have ever seen and you’ve seen lady gaga in concert
and then we have sex on top of a mountain of conical bras

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